Chapter Thirteen: LOLOOPAW YAAAAAY KIZTZ (Lolopaw yay kits)

This is the thirteenth chapter of Moonstar's Destiny. It was written by moonkit098.

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hi moonkit hrrr lol i see sheuly giyrlfs postpst so i pust too

moonstar turnnaend arund seING AIDPAW NDND EE WAHT HUM HOULDAING A BUATHCEDAR NIF! MOONSTAR SCREMED "OMG MUTY THE PURERW OV GEORGE WASLEY COMPELL U "

AIDKIT SUDUENLY DAIDED "VIRUCTUURYY1!1!11/2.24./2/,.1!" SCUREMED ! MOONIEEEEEEEEE WHUL CUM SCREEM "OMG I LUV U MUR DEN AIDEYE AIDEYE SUXXXX !" SED MOONSTARS MOOMMY WIHC H I DUNT KNU DA NAMU OV NYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!

"WE NUW GU FEID RAINBOPAW END KILL HIIMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAH"

LOLPA SUDELY SCREMED "OMG I GIVING ETBUREIATBRBURBUBTUBT/THTTHTH1!: !ty:lrw#^#?%$?^w%#?^#w$?%" LOLOPAW SCRUEMD

"OMG WAT U R PRENGTENDA!? U R A PRENTNIECE!" SCREMEZ MOONIEGLOWE "I DUNT CURE!? i rem3I AM PREMGNUATN!"

OK SCREMIED MOONGLOWE LOLOPAW GIV BURTH "I GUVE U WARIOR NEM FRUM NUW ON LOLPAW U R LOLOHASHTAG!"

"YAAAAAAAAAY" YELUED WHUL CMLCNA! "LOLHASHTAG LOLOHASHTAG!#$%^%#$ #$$%$# #$#########"

lolopaw hed tres kitz "i num them harrykit ronkit and fishkit"

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'Hi, moonkit here. LOL, I see "sheuly girls" post, so I post too.'

Moonstar turned around, saw Aideye, and he was holding a butcher knife. Moonstar screamed, "OMG, the power of George Weasley compells you!"

Aideye suddenly said, "Victory!" Moonstar screamed.

Moonstar's mom (Which I don't know the name of anymore (She never had a name)) said, "OMG, I love you more than Aideye, Aideye sucks!"

"We know, Rainbowpaw, now kill her, AH!"

Lolopaw suddenly screamed, "OMG, I'm giving birth!"

"OMG, what, you're an apprentice!" Screamed Moonstar.

"I don't care! Remember, I'm pregnant!"

"Okay!?" Screamed Moonstar. "I give you your warrior name, from now on, Lolopaw, you're Lolohashtag!"

"Yay!" Yelled the whole Clan! "Lolohashtag! Lolohashtag!"

Lolopaw had three kits. "I name them Harrykit, Ronkit, and . . . Fishkit."

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Previous Chapter: Chapter Twelve: Aidkit

Next Chapter: Chapter Fourteen: AND DETH OV JKITZ! (And death of kits!)